EYE ON DAVE
Hey, Paul. I had some work done on the house. I had roofers over, and I got some shingles.
Really, it looks painful.
No, it could have been worse, but I was putting in a contact lens the size of a manhole cover in my other eye.
Well, it is true that I'd do anything to beat Leno, including turning into a cyclops.
Yes, CBS stands for the Cyclops Broadcasting Network.
With a pirate eye-patch, I think I am now cool enough for that up-start Fox Television Network.
This patch was the only thing I got out of that CABIN BOY movie. Oh, right, and a rash.
But truthfully, I feared for my life. I thought I had Connecticut SARS.
Shingles And Regis Syndrone.