TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE X-MAS,

AND IN THE DARK,

OLD ST. NICK WAS OVER TAKEN

BY A LITTLE BOY'S BARK.

“I WANT EVERYTHING,” WAS HEARD,

WHICH MADE THE OLD MAN BURN.

 

THE BOY CAME DOWN IN THE EARLY MORN,

AND HIS MOOD TURNED TO SCORN.

THE ROOM WAS FILLED WITH EXPENSIVE BOXES GALORE,

BUT ALL HE WANTED WAS MORE AND MORE!

AT THE MALL:

"SANTA, I THINK YOU KNOW

WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS"

PART I:

 

"YOU KNOW, SANTA IS SPENDING A LOT OF

TIME ON THE INTERNET LATELY.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US IF HE

FINDS OUT ABOUT NET DISTRIBUTION?"

 

PART II:

"MMMMMMMMM.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?"

TWAS THE NIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS

AND ALL THROUGH THE NORTH POLE;

EVERY CREATURE WAS PARTYING

AND MRS. CLAUS WAS ON A ROLL.

TOAST AFTER TOAST

ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT;

DRINK AFTER DRINK

OH, WHAT A SITE.

AND WHAT DO YOU SAY,

WHEN IT IS ALL OVER?

GOOD NIGHT TO ALL,

AND HAPPY HANGOVER!

 

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